The Arling of Koriana is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arl Rem vos Vollney with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.85 billion Korianans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koroktion. The average income tax rate is 30.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Korianan economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,415 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koriana's national animal is the gryphon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Koriana is ranked 62,261^st in the world and 1^st in Finlandia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 51,170.62 Standard Monetary Units.