The Republic of Korean Dispatch Office is a tiny, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9 million Korean Dispatch Officeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Korean Dispatch Officean economy, worth 454 billion kronor a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 50,456 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,128 per year while the poor average 8,451, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Turtle Dung" has been declared a national treasure, organ donation is compulsory, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a problem. Korean Dispatch Office's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Korean Dispatch Office is ranked 226,330^th in the world and 9^th in Korea for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.