The Fool's Nation of Konid is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Lir I with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.429 billion Konidis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velari. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Konidi economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion Piks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 198,303 Piks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, Konidi watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, the legal minefield around ownership of fiction has demolished the publishing industry, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konid's national animal is the Eodo-Konidi Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hardline Kyarthism.

Konid is ranked 323,344^th in the world and 17,600^th in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.