The Entirely Misdirected of Kollathopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Raptr with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.215 billion Kollathopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kollathopia City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kollathopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,564 trillion Kolats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,417 Kolats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Lord Raptr". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kollathopia's national animal is the Black Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Talvizm.

Kollathopia is ranked 2,255^th in the world and 1^st in The Region of Lost Pizza for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,636.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.