The Chiseian Kingdom of Kolintha is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Grand King Tenkatsukou with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 20.625 billion Chiseians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eito. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The all-consuming Chiseian economy, worth a remarkable 2,506 trillion Chiseian Mons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,544 Chiseian Mons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Chiseian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolintha's national animal is the Red-Crown Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kolintha is ranked 9,710^th in the world and 1^st in Trueweird for Safest, scoring 119.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.