The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.835 billion KohrArians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient KohrArian economy, worth an astonishing 19,318 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 884,758 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,124,685 per year while the poor average 10,054, a ratio of 808 to 1.

Piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, and billionaires torch their houses to redeem tax deductions. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. KohrAr's national animal is the oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KohrAr is ranked 320,824^th in the world and 4,188^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -59.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.