The Republic of Kohane Hatoya is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning penguin population. The hard-working population of 9.631 billion Kohane Hatoyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.1%.

The Kohane Hatoyan economy, worth 427 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,429 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohane Hatoya's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Kohane Hatoya is ranked 42,280^th in the world and 1^st in Ishikawa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,046.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.