The GKR of Koedric is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Werner Köhler with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.032 billion Koedrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maufort. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koedrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion schillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,781 schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Koedrians believe manners maketh the leader, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koedric's national animal is the Großadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oremicism.

Koedric is ranked 12,703^rd in the world and 3^rd in Coldonia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,641.54 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.