The Bisexual Dolphins of Oceanica Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Carl Mark with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.145 billion Oceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth 954 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,598 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, every week is blindness awareness week, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Oceanica Empire's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceanica Empire's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Oceanica Empire is ranked 5,625^th in the world and 281^st in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 534.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.