The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Void with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.447 billion Degenerates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Degenerate economy, worth a remarkable 1,907 trillion Glorified Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 201,864 Glorified Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supervisors in Allied Stumbler commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Stumbler's national animal is the Weeaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futurism.

Allied Stumbler is ranked 5,464^th in the world and 268^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 542.93 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.