The Dominion of Kobolds is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.953 billion Kobolds are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobold economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 167,858 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Kobolds's coulrophobia epidemic, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and the black market offers sweet deals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kobolds's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tranquility of Yellow.

Kobolds is ranked 502^nd in the world and 4^th in Dragon for Nicest Citizens, with 113 average smiles per day.