The Republic of Koalasisland is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 164 million Koalasislandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Koalasislandian economy, worth 10.7 trillion Koalasislandish Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,075 Koalasislandish Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koalasisland's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koalasisland is ranked 121,891^st in the world and 8^th in Koala worshers for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 39.84 Effective Tax Rate.