The Queen's State of Kloros Reap is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 31.514 billion Kloros Reapians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Kloros Reapian economy, worth 284 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 9,024 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Kloros Reap in an international press conference, and untold millions of betales are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kloros Reap's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kloros Reap is ranked 313,609^th in the world and 564^th in State for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 264.88 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.