The Republic of Kleyn is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its digital currency, enslaved workforce, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 400 million Kleynians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.5%.

The very strong Kleynian economy, worth 28.1 trillion Toastarian Bolivars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 70,129 Toastarian Bolivars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Kleynian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kleyn's national animal is the Harp Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kleyn is ranked 244,484^th in the world and 80^th in The Toastic Assembly for Most Secular, with 13.32 Atheism Rate.