The Colony of Kleinbottle Territory is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning klein bottlenose dolphin population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.419 billion Kleinbottle Territoryians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.0%.

The strong Kleinbottle Territoryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 57,900 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, military spending is on the increase, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kleinbottle Territory's national animal is the klein bottlenose dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Kleinbottle Territory is ranked 230,601^st in the world and 1^st in Mobius Strip for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.95 law-abiding acts per hour.