The Independent Realm of Klatenia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Vincentius I with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.11 billion Klatenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jayakarta. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Klatenian economy, worth 799 trillion rupiahs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,653 rupiahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and Emperor Vincentius I is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klatenia's national animal is the javan hawk-eagle.

Klatenia is ranked 268,778^th in the world and 5^th in OIC for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.