The United Socialist States of Kkon is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14 million Kkonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kkonian economy, worth 598 billion L'Ns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,704 L'Ns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kkon's national animal is the K'Xr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kkon is ranked 242,593^rd in the world and 5^th in The Lands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.07 percentage of bribes refused.