The Class A Planet of Kjigonta is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ylon with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and enforced nudity. The democratic population of 29.452 billion Kjigontans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kji. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kjigontan economy, worth 611 trillion Klyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,760 Klyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Ylon has just been declared ruler of Kjigonta in an international press conference, and Kjigonta has designated Kji as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kjigonta's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ylonism.

Kjigonta is ranked 84,221^st in the world and 1^st in Neovistulia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,154.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.