The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Hirose Ichiro with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.859 billion Kjanuans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Neo Neo Jhanthu. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kjanuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,486 trillion Rias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 175,544 Rias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is totally unknown. Kjanu's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kjanu is ranked 6,826^th in the world and 3^rd in Northern Utopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.1 law-abiding acts per hour.