
| Population | 4.12 billion |
| Capital | Nyanners Central Processor |
| Leader | Nyanners |
| Faith | Nyanners |
| Currency | gacha |
| Animal | human cattle |
The Nyanners Satellite Cell of Kizuna is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nyanners with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.12 billion robots are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyanners Central Processor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.
The all-consuming robot economy, worth 439 trillion gachas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 106,682 gachas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 773,034 per year while the poor average 4,657, a ratio of 166 to 1.
Alleyways are now mostly used for illegal drug deals rather than illegal surgical procedures, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kizuna's national animal is the human cattle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nyanners.
Kizuna is ranked 59,005th in the world and 2nd in Nyanners for Highest Average Incomes, with 106,682.25 Standard Monetary Units.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
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Kizuna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.











