The Grand Duchy of Kiyev is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 1.306 billion Kiyevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The Kiyevian economy, worth 68.5 trillion euromarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,484 euromarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, a major religion has been named as Kiyev's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Kiyev in an international press conference, and Kiyev has designated Kiyev City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiyev's national animal is the lion.

Kiyev is ranked 174,939^th in the world and 14^th in Ukraine for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 143.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.