The Kingdom of Kiwi Tribe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 茶小禽 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.655 billion Kiwis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuipian（杭尾安）. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwi Tribean economy, worth 740 trillion Kicoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,522 Kicoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rich are once again pinching pennies, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, cities are engulfed by smog, and homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiwi Tribe's national animal is the 茶色小鳥, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thëoadöreantism.

Kiwi Tribe is ranked 54,029^th in the world and 7^th in Hollow Point for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.31 law-abiding acts per hour.