The Principality of Kiwhet is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.193 billion Kiwhetians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwhetian economy, worth 138 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 115,731 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 840,652 per year while the poor average 5,009, a ratio of 167 to 1.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and corporations make thousands by intentionally losing billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiwhet's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kiwhet is ranked 289,163^rd in the world and 122^nd in RPS for Nicest Citizens, with 0.57 average smiles per day.