The Defender of Kivu 2 is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.137 billion Kivu 2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kivu 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,136 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, and there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kivu 2's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kivu 2 is ranked 4,406^th in the world and 37^th in eta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,173.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.