Most Armed: 11,651stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,548thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,782nd
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You Can't Stop Progress
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Nipper
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Kivu 11

Population2.608 billion

Currencyguilder
Animalcow

The Defender of Kivu 11 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.608 billion Kivu 11ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kivu 11ian economy, worth 219 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,196 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Kivu 11 City Natural History Museum, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", and it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kivu 11's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kivu 11 is ranked 51,075th in the world and 145th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.87 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Armed: 11,651stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,548thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 24,782ndMost Authoritarian: 27,101stMost Ignorant Citizens: 27,312th
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Most Armed: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 102nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 188th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 234th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 255th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 281st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 316th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 335th in the regionLargest Governments: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 393rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 404th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 432nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 437th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kivu 11 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 11, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 11, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 11, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Kivu 11 City Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 11, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 11, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Kivu 11's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kivu 11 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 11, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Kivu 11, Kivu 11ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.

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