The Holy Christmas of Kitty Ko is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 1.682 billion Kitty Koans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kitty Koan economy, worth 8.39 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,990 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, the early morning commute lasts into the afternoon, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitty Ko's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kitty Ko is ranked 309,813^th in the world and 4^th in Sertia for Most Politically Free, scoring 2.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.