The Matriarchy of Kittopia is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9 million Kitties are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The weak Kitten economy, worth 248 billion Marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,599 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and Kitten husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kittopia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kittopia is ranked 211,212^th in the world and 51^st in Lesbian for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 30.23 on the Hayek Index.