Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 701stBest Weather: 1,407th
The Queendom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Love shall overcome all adversity
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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KittenHaven

Population22.925 billion

CurrencyJelly bean
Animalsnow leopard

The Queendom of KittenHaven is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.925 billion KittenHavenites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KittenHavenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion Jelly beans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 113,203 Jelly beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, voters are one of the nation's top imports, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KittenHaven's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KittenHaven is ranked 327,113th in the world and 5th in Valhalla for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,282.89 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 701stBest Weather: 1,407thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,442ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,949thMost Pacifist: 2,138thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,464thNicest Citizens: 2,566thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,580thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,625thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,690thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,788thMost Inclusive: 3,198thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,270thTop
5%
Safest: 3,382ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,501stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,680thHighest Food Quality: 3,798thMost Accessible: 3,852ndMost Developed: 5,359thHealthiest Citizens: 5,647thMost Cultured: 6,039thMost Influential: 6,779thLargest Governments: 7,164thLowest Crime Rates: 8,124thSmartest Citizens: 9,210thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,413thHighest Economic Output: 11,692ndMost Income Equality: 13,244thLargest Populations: 15,011thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,271stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,351stTop
10%
Most Secular: 21,150thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,858thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,454thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30,978th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : KittenHaven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : KittenHaven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : KittenHaven was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : KittenHaven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Largest Populations.
  • : KittenHaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations, Highest Poor Incomes, and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : KittenHaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in KittenHaven, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in KittenHaven, sweat stains are proof of political acumen.
  • : Following new legislation in KittenHaven, voters are one of the nation's top imports.
  • : KittenHaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.

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