The Gilded Shrine to Glory of Kitasan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kitasan Black with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.376 billion Umamusume have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gilded City to Glory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Umamusume economy, worth 227 trillion Carats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 165,222 Carats, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, and "Surfin' GSTGK" is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kitasan's national animal is the Satono Diamond, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harikitte Ikou.

Kitasan is ranked 51,497^th in the world and 23^rd in Umamusume Pretty Derby for Highest Poor Incomes, with 54,891.39 Standard Monetary Units.