The Protectorate of Kitanisia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Uno with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 4.074 billion Kitanisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uno. The average income tax rate is 80.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitanisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion Kits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 262,950 Kits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kitanisian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and children dream of becoming physicians and physicists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitanisia's national animal is the Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kitanisia is ranked 327,275^th in the world and 124^th in The Black Hawks for Nicest Citizens, with 0.25 average smiles per day.