The Kingdom of Kirsehir is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.415 billion Kirsehirians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kirsehirian economy, worth 203 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,100 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kirsehirian dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, a major religion has been named as Kirsehir's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Kirsehir in an international press conference, and Kirsehir has designated Kirsehir City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kirsehir's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kirsehir is ranked 208,859^th in the world and 5^th in Ibaraki for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.63 on the Bus Surprisal Index.