The People's Serene Republic of Kirmizinia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Alaynna with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.892 billion Kirmizinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crescentia. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kirmizinian economy, worth 327 trillion Yannin kutsas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,033 Yannin kutsas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, the 'sing-a-long with Chancellor Alaynna' album is a popular souvenir, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kirmizinia's national animal is the Lion fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kirmizinia is ranked 14,568^th in the world and 14^th in Lands End for Safest, scoring 116.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.