The District of Kiribati State is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 43.276 billion Kiribati Stateans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The very strong Kiribati Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 38,633 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and Kiribati State has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kiribati State's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kiribati State is ranked 123,974^th in the world and 1^st in Kiribati State for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.