The State of Kipewa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.703 billion Kipewans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Environment, Education, and International Aid are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The very strong Kipewan economy, worth 491 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 33,449 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 111,331 per year while the poor average 7,488, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and Kipewa has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem. Kipewa's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kipewa is ranked 91,042^nd in the world and 180^th in United States of America for Most Primitive, scoring 10.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.