The Republic of Kinktober is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.438 billion Kinktoberians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Kinktoberian economy, worth 152 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,408 marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,989 per year while the poor average 3,490, a ratio of 75.1 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, military spending recently hit a new high, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kinktober's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kinktober is ranked 31,111^th in the world and 1^st in Qamara for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,586.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.