The Imperial Commonwealth of Kinjer is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Flavius Sagittarius with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.27 billion Kinjerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinjer City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinjerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,164 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,606 Kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 704,325 per year while the poor average 27,605, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, scientists take credit every time it rains in Kinjerian Federation 2, climate activists rejoice as electric sedans are replaced by diesel buses in gridlock, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinjer's national animal is the Buké, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Kinjer is ranked 163,287^th in the world and 1^st in Kinjerian Federation 2 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 709.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.