The RoirraW regnaRmmoC deriteR of Kingsteck is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Murphy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 37.559 billion Kingsteckians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Louis. The average income tax rate is 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingsteckian economy, worth a remarkable 5,370 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,999 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and planespotters are emigrating in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingsteck's national animal is the turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Taoism.

Kingsteck is ranked 253,337^th in the world and 7,410^th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.51 bananas ingested per day.