The Supreme Fluff Commander of Kingpaca is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.401 billion Kingpacans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.6%.

The thriving Kingpacan economy, worth 341 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,672 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, golden statues of crocodiles line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingpaca's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kingpaca is ranked 146,065^th in the world and 1^st in ASEC for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,370.3 Standard Monetary Units.