The Devil's Unholy Spawn of KingNermal is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Nermal with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.706 billion KingNermalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muncie. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant KingNermalian economy, worth 50.5 trillion Nermals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,637 Nermals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and citizens can freely debate whether King Nermal is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KingNermal's national animal is the Nermal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KingNermal is ranked 325,887^th in the world and 1,046^th in Carcassonne for Least Corrupt Governments, with 24.81 percentage of bribes refused.