The Royal Commonwealth of Kingdoms of Cal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eye Salato en with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 45.242 billion Calis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tel. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdoms of Calian economy, worth an astonishing 15,926 trillion meeps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 352,036 meeps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, and foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kingdoms of Cal's national animal is the magpie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kingdoms of Cal is ranked 332,850^th in the world and 20^th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -54.22 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.