The Lobotomised plebian of Kingdom Of faizan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ricky Joe with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 5.673 billion Plebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osaker. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pleb economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Zarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 185,292 Zarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Ricky Joe's throne, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom Of faizan's national animal is the Short tailed karabja fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Schizophrenia.

Kingdom Of faizan is ranked 8,795^th in the world and 45^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Food Quality, scoring 169.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.