The Dictatorship of King Gaunab is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Gaunab family with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.664 billion Hellings are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellish economy, worth a remarkable 4,857 trillion Cogs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,597 Cogs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,607,139 per year while the poor average 2,066, a ratio of 777 to 1.

Disputed territories across Zamonia are being claimed by Hellish college students, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. King Gaunab's national animal is the Vrahok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alchemy.

King Gaunab is ranked 115,695^th in the world and 2^nd in Zamonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.16 law-abiding acts per hour.