The Most Serene Republic of King Doo is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.665 billion King Dooans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient King Dooan economy, worth 301 trillion Star Rods a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,965 Star Rods, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Doo's national animal is the Fire Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

King Doo is ranked 98,055^th in the world and 1^st in King Doo for Smartest Citizens, with 36.96 quips per hour.