The Animals' Republic of King Bongo the Second is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Bongo the Second with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.068 billion Primates are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of State of Coconut City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Primate economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion bananas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 150,805 bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one gossips with Bongo the Second during diplomatic summits, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Bongo the Second's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

King Bongo the Second is ranked 25,417^th in the world and 20^th in The Bongos United for Highest Average Incomes, with 150,805.49 Standard Monetary Units.