The Democratic Republic of Kindistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.104 billion Kindistanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Kindistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,371 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, bicyclists are banned from major roads, Kindistan has designated Kindistan City as its capital city, and voting is compulsory. Crime is a problem. Kindistan's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kindistan is ranked 283,149^th in the world and 3^rd in Indopacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.54 law-abiding acts per hour.