The Federal Republic of Kincones is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by president with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.12 billion Kinconesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kincones city. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kinconesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,007 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and the official Kinconesian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kincones's national animal is the stingray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kincones is ranked 161,257^th in the world and 18^th in the Obsidian Highlands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 314.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.