The Free Land of Kilvap is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Counsel of Elders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.838 billion Kilvapians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bingobangobongo. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilvapian economy, worth a remarkable 3,172 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 177,844 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander, and frequent flyers are chiseled into statues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilvap's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kilvap is ranked 24,817^th in the world and 6^th in Arkonos for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,328.87 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.