The Neotribalist Thalassocracy of Kilonesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 28.315 billion Kilonesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Public Transport, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kilonesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion New Pacific lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,118 New Pacific lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilonesia's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kilonesia is ranked 220,990^th in the world and 1^st in New Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 385.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.