The Retired from war nation of Killerkatz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Shellinator with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 39.477 billion Killerkatzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shelltopia . The average income tax rate is 19.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Killerkatzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion whiskers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,908 whiskers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Killerkatz's national animal is the persian, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is CLT.

Killerkatz is ranked 81,856^th in the world and 9^th in Catlandatopia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.69 kickbacks per hour.