The Emotionless of Killamari is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.94 billion Killamarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.
The strong Killamarian economy, worth 221 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,295 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's skies are now a wasteland, the dartboard at the Killamarian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killamari's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Killamari is ranked 173,717th in the world and 3rd in Ailuros for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
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Killamari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Killamari, lending money has become a major liability.
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Killamari, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
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Killamari, the dartboard at the Killamarian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
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Killamari, the nation's skies are now a wasteland.
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Killamari, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.
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Killamari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Killamari, glamping Killamarians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
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Killamari, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
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Killamari, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.





















